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There’s a drunk Asian girl in Chinatown screaming about how Putin needs to end the homosexuals in Silicon Valley??

Happy Sunday

“She’s a godly woman” okay sure but is she a good hang? Can she catch a vibe?

I never walk past tattoo shops drunk and alone that’s how the devil gets you

I wish priests were allowed to hit people

“Gender affirming care” and I’m just going on the oil rig to feel like a real man

Was acting crazy and the doctor diagnosed me with "mexican"

If both the man and the woman are tactful it means they are spies and they are trying to kill each other

In a small town and met the mayor’s wife at the bar. She said I’m handsome and I’ve got time. 24 is NOT the wall. I will be okay.

Hit “15 more minutes” when my screen time ran out on Twitter the Yetzer Hara is winning

I’m not a materialist, but I’m also not putting a speck of dust on a woman’s ring finger

Or we’re just all self-effacing participants in a consumerist monoculture that functions as a poor substitute for shared community identity and connection

Blood diamonds for my baby

I'm bi-coastal (Detroit & NYC)

Putting on a baseball cap like horse blinders and pushing earplugs into my brain

Not now kitten daddy is trying to write the next great American opinion piece

Sometimes I listen to evangelical End Times prophecies on YouTube and mourn my lost youth

Interest gap relationship (she’s not into you and she’s got a bad credit score)