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I’ve seen too many youth pastors be like “Be careful on TikTok, it’s just girls dancing in swimsuits” and I’m like bro…it’s an algorithm 👀

man if i was a feudal lord id be fuckin scheming bro id have delirious Plots … id be doing clasped hand gestures outside my liege’s doors while i eavesdrop and id do maniacal laughs to my lackeys about how im gonna betray the kingdom for my own personal gain straight up

my brother in christ u are literally the president

academia is hilarious bc it’s like who needs HR when you can have a council of elders w material investment in the status quo who also can’t be fired

Have you heard Fleetwood Mac though

y'all's safari search bar being at the bottom of your screen is crazy like y'all let apple do anything

disney made turning 16 such a big deal i turned 16 and my life went to shit

why are edibles always like cookies and candy and such. what if i want psychoactive ham

"Gen Z is obsessed with subtitles" man i cant fucking hear what the characters are saying bc nobody knows how to mix their fuckin audio

are they cool or are they just wearing a lot of necklaces?

romanticizing fall semester as if i aint gonna cry on the 3rd floor of the library by week 3

can’t believe my stupid ass has imposter syndrome while elon musk is confidently marching around twitter HQ and chewing on wires until something breaks

and on top of everything else, fingies cold

do men cry on their birthdays too or is it just some loss of youth thing women do?

so everything is woke now and we’re supposed to be ok with that

this photo from the selkie ss23 show looks like a fairy gathering