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linkhttps://duruk.net calendar_today26-05-2008 17:37:37

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Incredibly agree; I know multiple people who have met him on the street in all boroughs. I have too! Seems mathematically very unlikely, yet. On the other hand, I don’t even know where Cuomo’s campaign money went to.

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overhearing this couple on a date, the guy is trying to describe to her the premise of ā€œthe rehearsalā€, and dear listener, it’s not going well at all.

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honestly it’s probably a boss-level challenge to try to communicate the absurdity of it all without sounding like an insane person yourself, let alone doing it on a date with all the sexual tension.

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kinda weird we call them ā€œcell phonesā€ — a low-level implementation detail leaking all the way up to name of the device…in Turkish it’s a ā€œpocket phoneā€ and French, ā€œun portableā€

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can Germany a cell phone is "handy" which makes sense previously because you held it in your hand but now because it is this handy little helper.

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One of my all-time favorite type of videos is pre-fame bands playing their extremely famous songs to a tiny room of people, because they're not yet known. A thread of some examples: Bastille playing Pompeii in what looks like someone's living room: