My kid wrote a song called, “I Wonder What’s Inside your Butthole” Quite honestly, it slaps.

Our full set from Insubordination Fest 2013 is here: youtu.be/7IloAcAFj8A

Tonight at Red7, a rare 3-piece Cap Kids set while Braden's hands heal from a propane explosion incident.

Austin, we're at Red Eyed Fly tonight with the Lazy Witnesses, American Dischord, & Knockin' Bones. FREE show!

capitalistkids.bandcamp.com/track/gay-marr… #LoveWins

#freebree RT darth™: ok dustin Dustin Kitty Purry pic.x.com/RJuBhZQB4Q

*SALE* - "Too Big To Fail" and "at a loss" CDs are a shockingly low $4 each, and "at a loss" vinyl is $8. capitalistkids.bandcamp.com/merch

This Saturday at Sidewinder in Austin!

In the studio!

San Antonio tonight at the Korova w/Jukebox Romantics, All Opposed, Knocking Chucks, Lemmings!

Two Austin The Capitalist Kids shows in January? do512.com/artists/capita… This can only mean good things to come in 2016

Tonight in Austin!

This Saturday in Austin!

Fun show last night at Dozen Street. Our next appearance is 5/10 at Cheer Up Charlies.

Tomorrow night in Austin!

Austin, tomorrow night at the Brixton! 8PM-midnight!

Austin, this is happening Tuesday 7/26! Recommended!

If you live in any of these places, come see us! If you know anyone that lives in these places, tell them! Thanks!

Watch us play tonight live at twitch.tv/safehouse! We go on at 11pm.

Tomorrow at the Sidewinder in Austin: Direct Hit!, Tenement, Mean Girls, Capitalist Kids! Wow, what a lineup!