me in general: a muon collider is the future me at muon collider meetings: so let’s assume we build the fcc

ladies if your man isn’t willing to buy a muon collider t shirt to support your dreams find a new man 💅 and if you don’t support a muon collider find a new dream??

higgs might be composite baby let’s see what’s inside ‘er that’s that me muon collider

if your collider is still in the r&d phase you don’t have to worry about a capital gains tax

if there’s one thing i love, it’s expressing my opinions about future colliders

me applying for a second postdoc

quick reminder that there is no reason for staying in academia and working ridiculously hard if you don’t find it personally rewarding worried your old colleagues will laugh if you quit? buy expensive headphones with your first industry paycheck. only do this if you like it.

i said yes!! 💍 to another talk i’m way too tired to be giving 🥰

brb gonna change my talk introductions to just this

what is a cover letter but a distillation of your research statement which is a short summary of all your papers which is a small fraction of how you actually spend your day thinking about research

normalize telling your seminar speaker where to go not just the name of the university

halloween at universities is always danger because are they wearing a costume? or do 20 year olds genuinely think it’s cool to dress that way? impossible to know

i hate when the rest of the world is correct in hating the us

all i want for christmas is mu 🎵 (sweater by me, in case you were wondering why i haven’t replied to your email in a week)

it took me a while but i’m moving to blue sky follow me there Cari Cesarotti.bsky.social if you want to stay sassed and moderately informed about the state of muon colliders

i mean at least

“i can’t believe how long it takes to get a paper refereed these days” -me, before asking for extensions on my already allowed month of time to review

this was the tweet that brought a lot of you (if there are many left on this platform) to my account it’s been an intense, weird, rewarding & stressful 3 years but again i am accepting *yet another* temporary job with the CERN theory group! i cant wait to see where it goes