#MedTwitter you’ll appreciate: My (non-medical) dad is getting his gallbladder out. I (jokingly) said “just make sure the surgeon doesn’t cut your common bile duct.” He CALLED THE OFFICE and left a message for the doctor ASKING IF HE WAS GOING TO CUT HIS COMMON BILE DUCT 😂🤣😂🤣

Doctor: I'm sorry, but we had to remove your colon. Me Why?

I feel seen

Thinking of everyone back in Florida. Stay safe!

My takeaway: I need to up my cover letter game and work the word “spleeny” into my manuscripts.

Isn’t it so annoying when your spouse’s face is on a bus slowing you down?! Go Phils!

Philadelphia dawn on morning of NLCS Game 3 Day! Let’s go Phillies! #RedOctober

Check out our recent interesting case! PennSurgery UPenn Trauma Penn Vascular Surgery Niels D. Martin, MD, FACS, FCCM Shariq Raza @JuliaGlaserMD The traveling pelvic bullet: a case of retrograde ballistic migration ... sciencedirect.com/science/articl…

Game time update! Go Phils! #RingTheBell

#Schwarberfest ⚾️😊

Who needs hard drugs when you can hop aboard the rollercoaster ride that is the Philadelphia Phillies infield defense

3 MORE OUTS.

WELCOME TO RHYS OCTOBER

The new Taylor Swift album as moments in medicine, I’ll start: That moment when you reach over to the contralateral kidney in the trauma laparotomy before the nephrectomy. open.spotify.com/track/4D7BCuvg…

Easy. Ileocecectomy and call the Men in Black.

🇺🇸 This Memorial Day Excelsior Surgical Society would like to honor MAJ John P. Pryor who died Dec 25, 2008 in Mosul, Iraq while serving during Operation Iraqi Freedom serving as a trauma surgeon in a forward surgical team with the Army’s 1st Medical Det. #MemorialDay2023 🧵

Excited to join this partnership! Thanks for the warm welcome today.

I missed it by 40 miles. Credit to how well the models perform. Thinking of everyone going through the aftermath up there.