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my dream is to create a peaceful world.

my son’s lemonade stand has been killing it ever since i’ve added a splash of vodka

at least once a month a dodge ram driver almost kills you

I’m glad I got married and had kids so I could always be surrounded by people who can’t find anything.

Tchau Intera, até quarta

Me: good night Moon! Moon: gay

"I don't want cats in this house" 30 days later:

Nada me deixa mais triste do que um cachorro não se importar comigo

5 signs that Batman smokes crack: 1. He stays awake 24 hours a day; 2. He has unnatural strength; 3. He lives in a place that doesn’t exist; 4. Nobody likes him; 5. He spends all his money on the same thing.

Convidar uma pessoa de 30 anos para uma festa que começa às 23h é violência contra o idoso.

Fifty years ago today, an Apollo spacecraft launched into space and days later, docked with a Soyuz spacecraft for the first time. NASA astronaut Thomas Stafford and cosmonaut Alexei Leonov shook hands in space on July 17 and paved the way for future cooperation on the space

Vitória dos municípios, da razão e da sensibilidade. Aprovamos, em primeiro turno, com 404 votos nosso parecer da PEC 66/2023, que reorganiza o pagamento de precatórios e demais dívidas municipais tirando as cidades do sufoco para poder manter serviços essenciais de saúde e

Certeza que esse cachorro tem um belo registro na Carteira de Trabalho