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“I can’t think of anything more vile and small and pathetic than terrorizing the smallest, most vulnerable community of people who want nothing from you, except the right to exist." -Pedro Pascal

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So excited, just starting pre-pro for my next short film about what it’s really like driving in Los Angeles called ‘Honking at Everything Everywhere All at Once’

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People keep talking about March Madness and I’m like yup this madness will be happening every month for the foreseeable future….

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You know you’ve officially reached middle age cause the algorithm starts randomly showing posts about hip, knee and achilles surgery….

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According to MAGA, if you hit a car with a baseball bat because you don’t like the company’s owner you’re a “terrorist”, but if you hit a Capitol police officer with a baseball bat because you don’t like the results of an election, you’re a “patriot.” Do I have that just about

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That’s right, 2 months into this epic shitshow and he’s already talkin about overstaying his welcome. Who would have guessed from the guy who started an insurrection to avoid leaving last time.

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It’s 2025, if you live in LA and still water your lawn in the middle of the day your house should be set on fire period.

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So now we’re officially taking bribes from nations who support terrorists? I’m sure no one would take issue if Obama pulled this. When a clown enters the castle, the clown doesn’t become a king, the castle becomes a circus - Turkish proverb