Just catching up on I'm A Celebrity...! No surprise, our girl Josie Gibson is bloody fantastic already! And whoever the fuck Nella is, she can get in the bin. She’s gonna get on people’s tits quick smart! And she’ll be voted to do every bushtucker trial for the foreseeable! #ImACeleb

Tomorrow night Bristol!

Ok. Just catching up on last nights I'm A Celebrity.... I’m fuming. Get her out. Vile. #teamfred Let’s see how long she’s on hungry strike for. 🤪

Today I’m mourning the loss of the most recent love of my life - The McDonald's UK Philly Cheesestack. Goodbye my friend. Until we meet again. #phillycheesestack 💔

Lou Sanders was superb on Live at the Apollo last night! There’s some fucking funny women out there! Don’t forget that!!! #liveattheapollo

Just catching up on I'm A Celebrity...! Josie Gibson emasturbation 😂😂😂 #ImACeleb

Just catching up on last nights I'm A Celebrity... Power Shower BEST I’M A CELEB TRIAL EVER!!! EVER!!!!!!!!!! #ImACeleb #ImACelebrity Josie Gibson 😂😂😂

What the hell is Erewhon and why are people shopping there??? 🤯 #erewhon

Just catching up on last nights I'm A Celebrity... bush tucker trial! It’s the water ones that would get me! 😱 #ImACeleb

I’m going to Sydney to find Lachlan! 🥵 #madeinchelsea

Does anyone else’s vagina shut whenever Christofer says “My hearts joy and eternal longing” to Catja on Love Is Blind Sweden? 🙈 #LoveIsBlind #loveisblindsweden

Well, I nearly f*cked someone to death this morning! How’s your day going? There’s a comedy show in this somewhere! *currently sat in the relatives room at a cardiac unit in Stevenage*

Why is Radio 1 so juvenile?

Oh dear Alfie! Check out Cerys Nelmes's video! #TikTok vm.tiktok.com/ZGe7Kv8vF/

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! 🙈 #datingfail Check out Cerys Nelmes's video! #TikTok vm.tiktok.com/ZGecf3A28/

I’m now a lesbian. Thanks Dave.

Wtf is this H&M??? I’m not talking about the sweatshirt. #fashion H&M H&M United Kingdom

This Friday!!!

#Livecomedy with ⁦Cerys Nelmes 🦄⁩ ⁦Maxine Wade 🐀🇵🇸⁩ ⁦Clayton Jones⁩ ⁦MC Hammersmith⁩ at ⁦Milnrow Cricket Club⁩ tickets on sale now eventbrite.co.uk/e/laughter-sun…