Cerys Nelmes 🦄 (@cerysnelmes) 's Twitter Profile
Cerys Nelmes 🦄

@cerysnelmes

Comedian, TV Warm Up Artist, Actor and Presenter! West Country born and bred! Menopausal! Ex-firefighter and ex-ambulance crew! Reality TV superfan!

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Just catching up on I'm A Celebrity...! No surprise, our girl Josie Gibson is bloody fantastic already! And whoever the fuck Nella is, she can get in the bin. She’s gonna get on people’s tits quick smart! And she’ll be voted to do every bushtucker trial for the foreseeable! #ImACeleb

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Today I’m mourning the loss of the most recent love of my life - The McDonald's UK Philly Cheesestack. Goodbye my friend. Until we meet again. #phillycheesestack 💔

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Lou Sanders was superb on Live at the Apollo last night! There’s some fucking funny women out there! Don’t forget that!!! #liveattheapollo

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Does anyone else’s vagina shut whenever Christofer says “My hearts joy and eternal longing” to Catja on Love Is Blind Sweden? 🙈 #LoveIsBlind #loveisblindsweden

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Well, I nearly f*cked someone to death this morning! How’s your day going? There’s a comedy show in this somewhere! *currently sat in the relatives room at a cardiac unit in Stevenage*