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The CIA had a girlhood phase too. It just ended in Chile.

how often does Forever Magazine publish?

I would like to speak to a psychic for a dollar a minute.

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sent my novel to one (1) beautiful British egirl and immediately spiraled. I can survive a revenge porn scandal. I can’t survive this PDF leaking into the Goodreads ecosystem and being called “mid” by someone named crustacean_feminist with an anime pfp and a PhD in gender.

asked a man what’s going on with Iran and he said i’m not your boyfriend

future adam Curtis b-roll

been in Australia for less than an hour and I can confirm that they hate us for our freedom

your crush is texting “iran contra was technically two operations” to someone else right now

I’m actually happy that the State Department trained me to be charming at parties and impossible to love

no it's cool that you have a girlfriend is she gonna die soon

lithub.com/lit-hubs-most-… Literary Hub thank you for calling me Gen Z. I forgive you for saying that stuff about the desperation that comes from growing older.

forgot to mention I wrote this on expired Vyvanse using an macbook from the Obama administration. for fans of downward mobility, climate collapse, and heterosexuality. I have $11 in checking btw.

america was founded by men who believed in astrology btw

America is a cancer sun, aquarius moon, sagittarius rising (sentimentality, delusions, drone program)

I wanna be the guy at Langley whose job it is to figure out what kind of fireworks most effectively repress class consciousness