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I bought these shoes for $48 at a store in the worst part of town Just sold them on eBay for $48.01 I only need to do this 100 million more times to become a millionaire Follow for more side hustles

My friend just got 100,000 pennies from the bank Now when he brings them back, the bank will give him $1,000 🤯 such an easy way to make $1,000

Warren Buffett owns 128 different businesses Jeff Bezos has 45 different mansions to keep track of Elon Musk has 12 different baby mamas to manage Stop trying to focus on one thing at a time

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The last look I give my friend after clogging his toilet at 3am knowing he will have to call the emergency plumbing service (Guess who owns the only plumbing company open right now)

37% of senior citizens have fallen for a scam Which means that 63% will never see it coming You have no excuse to not be rich

50 yards to the pin 90 yards to the window on that house You own the local window replacement company What club are you hitting?

The first thing a guy posts on social media after his wife leaves him and takes the kids

When I overhear a 10-year old say that he's not excited for his little league baseball game tonight because their star player has the stomach bug but I see that his team is still favored on FanDuel

All you need to make $4k a week washing dogs is access to your neighbor's pool while he's at work And guess whose pool washing business has taken off at the same time I've created the perfect flywheel

Keep grinding until it’s obvious you’re the richest corpse in the cemetery 💪

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This new home building strategy has made me and Chase Passive Income millions. I buy vacant lots, build 1,400 sf spec homes, and sell them for $879,000. I "forget" to install appliances. I then bring in Chase to outfit the kitchens with vending machines. I walk away with 700%

“You should definitely buy a boat, man! The women will love it,” I tell my neighbor. Meanwhile, guess who owns the marina, boat maintenance shop, marina parking lot, boat gas station, and the boat insurance company There’s a sucker born every minute

My favorite interview question to ask: “Take out your credit card and demonstrate how you might buy a drink from the vending machine behind me” I make an extra $1,750 a month with this side hustle

As the next CEO of X, I have a vision: This website can become the internet’s first vending machine Insert a quarter to make a post Insert a nickel to reply Insert a penny to keep scrolling Soon enough, we’ll be drowning in coins worth billions in passive income

Steve Jobs ignored his daughter until she was 9 years old Lesson: If you want to be a billionaire, lock in on your business and become an absent father

Chase Passive Income When my child was born I enrolled in Chase’s How To Ignore Your Child While Boosting Net Worth seminar, it has made her hate me, but when I tell her I can’t afford college because I spent $24,999.00 on the seminar 18 years ago instead, she’ll understand.