So I’m at Dick’s and the guy behind the register goes “next athlete please” to the next guy in line. This man was about 145 years old and I’m pretty sure he had an oxygen tube. Just thought I should let you know Dick’s doesn’t discriminate.

the amber alert that you probably received ‼️‼️ stop kidnapping kids you fucking weirdos. pls bring her home🥺

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Former Houston Astros pitcher Mike Fiers told The Athletic that the team used a camera in center field during their championship season in 2017. es.pn/2NGjjON

You know what they say, “If you don’t have the size, steal their signs with a camera in centerfield!” Jose Altuve #stillloveyoutho

You’re really gonna cut Greg Bird? Who’s next Aaron Judge? New York Yankees

TikTok of the year. x.com/officerdaddo/s…

Holy fucking shit 🇺🇸

Who puts peanut butter in the fridge

I’m going to pass.

when you’re at a party and you get a Canvas alert that your exam has been graded

LeBron and the Lakers rn..

some people can FaceTime me randomly, others cannot. know your role.

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