male comedians will say ‘women aren’t funny’ and then proceed to build their entire comedic platform on wearing wigs and towels on their heads and mocking women existing

nothing quite like four rich people going missing on an elective tourist trip in dangerous conditions to remind you how quickly millions in resources can be allocated to save people, if you’re what capitalist society sees as people worth helping

When you cut through it, the submersible story is evidence that they can coordinate emergency rescue missions covering thousands of kilometres. They choose not to when it comes to sinking refugee vessels, leaving those who risk the water because they believe it’s safer than land.

usually talk about healing my inner child in therapy but next week it’s going to be all about a little blue bar that tells me it’s going to be my turn to purchase tickets soon

not me allowing my entire attitude and outlook on life today to be defined by the speed at which that zero second refresh rolled over

new podcast out today talking about the intersection of sex, dating apps, feminism and social media. open.spotify.com/episode/0Wj9qR…

I failed high school maths and am the furthest thing from a woman in STEM but when it comes to times tables at speed I am unstoppable try me Good Will Hunting

the comments section of any post saying it’s not okay to forcibly kiss someone

One thing I’ve learnt from my brief time on social media is that if someone called “dave762464816358” with a profile pic of an AU falcon or VT commodore comments on your sht saying you’re doing the wrong thing, then you’re absolutely on the right track. Cheek Media Co.

touched the hands of some, and the hearts of none.

quitting politics to spend more time poisoning those closest to him :)

Women everywhere still thankful to Scott Morrison for not meeting those of us marching for freedom from sexual violence with bullets theguardian.com/australia-news…

Scott quitting politics to return to seven other jobs he hired himself for without anyone knowing about or consenting to

more exciting than the end of a urinary tract infection, good luck to Scott in pursuing his forklift licence

quitting his job to spend more time learning how to be taken to the April sun (c’mon take me) turd

Happy Scott Morrison quit politics day to those who celebrate (everyone)

more time to spend not holding a hose, watching the Croods, shitting your pants in Engadine and having your wife teach you to empathise with rape victims

He was with me & I was with him & then quite suddenly my boy was gone. We spent the last 18 months always together battling Leukemia, & we lost. Henry did everything he was supposed to do to be a survivor, to stay with us.. 1/14

We are always unreliable witnesses to our own suffering. Tale as old as time.

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