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chelsea clarke

@chelseaclarke

if I tweet 911, it means I'm in danger.

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calendar_today13-02-2009 22:40:59

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For all its downsides, Facebook is a great place to check in on the girls who bullied you in high school and see that they are now actually: more beautiful than ever.

Rep. Katie Porter (@repkatieporter) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Big Pharma says they need to charge astronomical prices to pay for research and development. Yet, the amount they spend on manipulating the market to enrich shareholders completely eclipses what's spent on R&D. Today, I confronted a CEO about the industry's lies, with visuals ⤵️

Robert Schultz (@_robertschultz) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Jeff Bezos is like “aren’t you jealous that I can go to space???” and it’s like, no dude, we’re jealous you can go to the hospital.

chelsea clarke (@chelseaclarke) 's Twitter Profile Photo

#NYTSpellingBee you made us learn the word hodad some months ago and now you deny us it for the first time we’ve had the combo since then??

The Village Sun (@thevillagesun) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Let them eat cake: Bleecker St. supermarket owner, locals want answers from N.Y.U. on key food source’s future thevillagesun.com/let-them-eat-c…

Let them eat cake: Bleecker St. supermarket owner, locals want answers from N.Y.U. on key food source’s future thevillagesun.com/let-them-eat-c…
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NYU is demolishing the Villages only real supermarket, which employs 80 Union workers and serves the community and a beloved community garden. This is not the right block to build another school, isn’t there another parcel of land NYU can use? thevillagesun.com/city-finally-t…

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Working at any office is like “Ok we’re transitioning to Salarya, but payroll is still in Bullfrog—did you see my Noosecock post? Submit your timecard on Fireplayce then jizz me on Smackdog . Do NOT upload to Crackerz without Yammer approval

Branson Reese 🇵🇸 (@bransonreese) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Does anybody remember during childhood how huge adults were? Was this just a 90s thing? Feel like grownups have been shrinking to the point that many of them are now shorter than I

Yell in a War (@jelenawoehr) 's Twitter Profile Photo

My only Netflix stock take is that maybe it isn't actually smart to base our entire financial system on the belief that everything needs to grow constantly forever to have any value.

chelsea clarke (@chelseaclarke) 's Twitter Profile Photo

For young people, Euphoria sets the dangerous expectation that there may be upwards of 11 boys willing to participate in a school play.

chelsea clarke (@chelseaclarke) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Capricorns need some marketing help stat. Memes will be like What ice cream flavor are u? Aries: strawberry! Leo: mint chip!! Capricorn: dog shit you fucking piece of shit get out of here scram

chelsea clarke (@chelseaclarke) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Is there a special beep to express excitement when you pull up next to someone and both of your cars are the same make/model/color? The beeps I have been using have NOT been working.