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“Rescue Cactus” on Amazon. Podcast: Do You Need a Ride? @dynarpodcast The Rescue Cactus Album, is streaming exclusively on Pandoramusic right now!

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I could always make my mom laugh, even when she was mad at me. This moment shows the destructive effects of her Alzheimer’s, because my hat trick has never disappointed. I’d like think she was laughing here, there was just a mental block that wouldn’t allow it. Or I’m not funny.

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Something terrible is happening to you! Does that make you feel bad? Hahaha.I’m lying! And you believed me for a minute! I did this because today is a holiday!

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Remember how you and a dozen of your friends chased me down in that park, bee? Look at you now, limping in circles with one wing on the sidewalk. No pollinated flower smells as sweet as this revenge, bee.

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In case you missed it a new episode of Boi Crazy dropped yesterday on our Patreon, with special guest Chris Fairbanks! Miiiiight be the funniest one we've done to date. patreon.com/grawlixsaves

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In this classic episode, Chris and Karen welcome comedian ZNT  to chat about punk rock colonoscopies, the hazards of Bird scooters and more!

In this classic episode, Chris and Karen welcome comedian <a href="/ZachNoeTowers/">ZNT</a>  to chat about punk rock colonoscopies, the hazards of Bird scooters and more!
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Using an old class action lawsuit as a template, I’ve replaced the word “injured” with “watched the film kinds of kindness” $$$

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Confronted by the fact I’m a middle-aged man with a twin mattress, but comforted by the fact I could finally get that race car bed I’ve always wanted. #ageregression

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Serious question: Were any of your moms in a sorority? They had the Greek letters and everything, but it was unaffiliated with college and they mostly did arts and crafts and drank.