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I wonder how many people (besides me) are still here because they’re just lazy enough to hope it fails before their conscience forces them to quit.

Sending lots of love to my queer friends and fans today.

Yeah, okay, I’m doing the thing.

Many thanks for your kind words, Brandon! I’m honored to be in such fine company.

As someone lucky enough to make his living telling stories, I'm a staunch defender of free speech, but it's deeply disturbing that many people want to use it to say nice things about Nazis. This tweet brought to you by the question, "Why the eff am I still on this trash site?"

It’s difficult to overstate the influence Angelo Badalamenti has had on my musical taste. He was a true original, and the world is a whole lot less interesting without him in it. May he rest in peace.

Musk, like Trump, doesn’t much care what we say about him, so long as we’re talking about him. That game’s been tired for years, so I’m tapping out—or, more accurately, logging off. How long? Beats me. Catch you on the flip, unless I don’t.

Hiya, folks! It's been a while! Have you lost weight? I'm dusting off my login to Ye Olde Hellsite™ to let you know my award-winning thriller about a hitman who only kills other hitmen, THE KILLING KIND, is only $2.99 on #kindle! That's over 80% off! amazon.com/Killing-Kind-C…

As Nick Kolakowski so kindly pointed out, CHILD ZERO—which earned raves from the likes of Jack Reacher Books, Joseph Finder, tess gerritsen, and Stephen King—is eligible for the 2023 #AnthonyAward for Best Novel. If you dug it, and received a nomination email, I'd appreciate your vote.

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Before I retreat once more into my blissfully Twitterless existence, good buddy @casejackets tagged me in one of those "post a great album" things, so here's a record that helped inform CHILD ZERO's vibe. Not tagging anybody, but feel free to play along, and tell 'em I sent you.

Hey, you know the new app that's got Elon's knickers in a twist? My handle is chrisholmbooks. Mayhap I'll see you there.

If you're itching for a code for the site where the skies are so blue, hit me up at chris[at]chrisholmbooks[dot]com. I've got a few.

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