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y’all ever notice how it’s always the mom that gets pregnant and not the dad? 🤔

psychics need to learn a thing or two from the weatherman... who can REALLY tell the future ya know

im autistic about my wife . My special interest is her smile. my, stim is texting her pictures of clouds . My melting down is when her phone battery dies . my special interest is her laugh

i wish you could hold in a period

everything is edible once!

Frantz Fanon @Jairo_I_Funez This is so terrible. It was an obvious hate crime. Where's the "in a time of rising blah blah blah." No "we condemn in the strongest terms?" Just "a bullet somehow found its way into his body, he's more or less ok."

seeing haley heynderickx live gave me a reality check that i need to Practice Guitar and Be A Guitarist because i kept looking at her fingers as she was playing and i think i recognized a g chord once. i guess i do not play guitar sorry guys apparently i have been lying

‘spotify wrapped’ this, ‘apple music wrapped’ that… what i really want is a yerba mate wrapped. how much money that could’ve gone into my savings instead went into getting the jitters before 9am?? how many times did i pay for them with my laundry quarters???

i miss the old mcdonald’s. like the ones with the indoor playgrounds. they used to have so much character

the last person to ever touch my boobs was a man in his 70s named richard

i know the last thing the world needs is another fag covering bags but ya know i think i might just have to give into my primal urges

i love being gay because when i feel confident about my appearance i can affirm myself that i would hit on myself if i saw myself on the street and i think that is cool and practical

i love scrolling depop to see strangers serving cunt as they pose in the clothing item they’re selling

capitalism is literally a pyramid scheme

imma be is the bohemian rhapsody of this generation

my current gender is ross lynch in teen beach movie

if i were an octopus i would learn how to play the piano

currently my gender is the talk talk troye sivan remix