Have you got your tickets yet?

Nick knows a lot about talented people. He is one for Christ's sake!

I know a man who was in a forklift accident. Crushed his bellend it did, so the NHS gave him a new one, made of metal. Tungsten Bell we call him.

NOBODY TALKS TO ME LIKE THIS. NOT EVEN MY CLOSE FRIENDS. YOUR BLOCKED!

Blues music was born out of the struggle of African Americans, so it's appropriate that the bluesy theme from Fox&Father evokes another struggle - that which Laurence Fox has with wanting attention while having no talent.

I'm going to go here and see if the millennial barista can prepare my fat white to my precise specifications while I ask if they condemn Hamas.

I need you all to know that Andrew Neil never went to Epstein Island. He merely appeared at functions with Ghislaine Maxwell and was in Epstein's black book. Let's not look into this matter any further.

Look how scared the people are of him. It's just like Corbyn all over again.

This made me cry (even though I disagreed with Tebbit politically, most of the time). #RIPTebbit

Oh dear. Oh My. Oh heavens. Bless my soul. Oh lor. Heck. #RIPNormanTebbit

You're more privileged than me. I live in a Yaris.

Andy Churnwell

Gregg Wallace is back to his old tricks. Now he's blaming his sexual harassment of women on autism and saying he's a victim. This is peak #MensMentalHealth.