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If we put all 33 Premier League winners in a table and sort them by the number of the times they’ve won the league, in the right-hand column there is a Fibonacci sequence.

At my son’s U7 training tonight, I told the team that they had to promise to support Man United tonight or I’d drop them for the match at the weekend. The agonising loyalty to their chosen teams was commendable.

When Irish Mammies buy clothes for babies, they always go a size or two up, to “get wear out of it”. Our youngest is 12 weeks old. Granny’s friend bought him a 4-5 years outfit 😂

Dr Alaa al Najjar bids farewell to her nine children!

“I’d have voted differently if I’d read the bill”

2yo: Daddy are monsters real? Me: no 2yo: but giraffes are real? Me: yes son, giraffes are real

2yo: my finger is better Daddy Me: is it because Mammy and Daddy kissed it better? 2yo: no Daddy, because I had ice on it

We live in a world where people in the media shrug their shoulders when real bombs kill thousands of civilians, but clutch their pearls when presidents drop F bombs on telly. #priorities

Gave the 2yo a broccoli bake for dinner yesterday. Tantrum ensues. “I hate broccoli, it’s yacky”. Wouldn’t eat it. Collected him from crèche. Minder said “he ate every bit of his lunch today, a broccoli bake”

Hmmm, which of these options will I pick? I’ll put lots of thought into it I think, just to get the optimal result. Just kidding…. Mixed load every single time

Dublin Airport is jammed today. Kudos to the Dublin Airport staff managing the queues and triaging families (like ours!) with tiny humans

Me: what will we get you for your birthday? 2yo: a digger, and a peppa book Me: ok perfect 2yo: …. and a pet dragon who breathes fire Me: let’s manage expectations here……

And the award for best Tweet re Astronomer CEO goes to….

Fort Lucan, where indecisiveness is frowned upon

We got a box of chocolates as a gift, and my wife just ate one, without checking the card, so she had no idea what flavour she was about to eat. It could have been almond or coffee or anything. Psychopath.

Excellent article from my old school friend Dr David Robert Grimes (which reminds me, we're overdue lunch!) ft.com/content/030720…

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