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Da girls n gays love to call themselves “fbi agents” just bc they found ur ex’s new girl on fb…. Ok Sherlock homo

Being a little girl in the 2000s rlly made me think I was gonna grow up and date a bunch of guys named like Hudson and Sutton and River

What’s up twitter

It lowkey feels cunty to have a forehead zit like ok Marion cotillard ⏺️

They should send me to north korea

I can’t stop doing whip and nae nae

HerStar My goat love his fruity sweets 🥰

“sluggo had hoes” yes he did. that is true

Me vs the motherly urge to say “good job :)” when someone finishes their food

Actual sizes of bears

I would get so fried before going here my friends would have to hold me up

You guys should check out my method: unemployment

Why were they talking about augustus gloop like that. he was a child. Follow me for more Willy wonka related tweets which i actually have a lot of for some reason

Somebody should let me emcee their wedding

Lowkey horrible to be a journey enjoyer hanging out w a destination exceptionalist

It’s max out your credit card monday

Average logan square resident