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I forgot that I was the proprietor of citywide lunch

sounds like someone has a case of the monday in this case, it's our favorite jugulars from the 90s and early 2000s oh shit sorry juggalos. Zach Alan Michael , do me a favor and tell me straight about the ICP. That'd be a good lad. citywidelunch.wordpress.com/piggy-pie-by-z…

My new Juggalo story is up now Citywide Lunch !! citywidelunch.wordpress.com/piggy-pie-by-z…

it only Tuesday but man today we have a good one. we got thrills, chills, love, scoops of ice creams, and of course, binkies! hey joshua take us away! citywidelunch.wordpress.com/the-binkies-by…

a more manic piece than usual, thanks to Citywide Lunch for giving it a home + edits. citywidelunch.wordpress.com/the-binkies-by…

No stories next week

I also am doing a repeat submitters rule I love having regulars in the bar, but it's good to have new friends and faces. like cheers. and norm if published, please wait one month. I'll give all July submitters a break since it's a new rule, but after that, wait. I am sorry

You should be checking out Citywide Lunch. And I'm not just saying it because I have a story there. There's some phenomenal writing at the zine that in truth readers should be paying for. But you're getting it free. Writers get submitting.

Wilson of course asked me this Yes. period is open only first three days of month If accepted, wait one FULL submission period before trying again. So accept in August, published sometime that month, send again in October. one month It was gonna be different, but blame Wilson

Citywide Lunch Wilson is a fucking nazi

Go off queen

thursday. we have a damn doozy today. and all I'll say about this Tyler Plofker piece is: ho. ho. ho. 🎅🎅🎅🎄🎄🎄 also, I am going to be responsible and just let you know that this story comes with a CW warning. Read at your own risk. citywidelunch.wordpress.com/santa-claus-by…

Thank you to Macy! who informed me it is not Thursday.

YES TODAY IS ACTUALLY THURSDAY. apologies. I'm going to let Justin Carter ring in the actual day with a night at the movies. citywidelunch.wordpress.com/we-got-dressed…

Got a flash fiction piece called "We Got Dressed Up In Suits For A Midnight Screening Of Boondock Saints" up at Citywide Lunch today. citywidelunch.wordpress.com/we-got-dressed…

do the new guidelines make sense

Colin Gee (the machete / the Maybe) that dude who runs Citywide is a little fucking bitch.

hello my friends. there's no story today - in changing the guidelines, this means that there won't be stories for a week or so - but that's ok. in the meantime, go back and check out the archives and also what we posted this month. well, see you in a bit, I guess. -krw