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Hey Chipotle does this cost extra? #foundinmyfood

Pence: Stop playing politics with people’s lives Trump: You better vote for me if you want a relief bill

“You’re the president! You’re not like someone’s crazy uncle who can just retweet whatever!” — Savannah Guthrie to Donald J. Trump

I just looked up my ballot online and saw it was rejected because of something re my signature. I called and was able to fix it with a series of identity confirming protocols. If you live in a state where you can check on your ballot online please do! I never would have known.

Ashley Oliver Lol. Congrats on attempting to ruin our democracy! CC Shane McCarty ✌🏼

Just to be clear fuck you Ted Cruz you fucking baby killer.

Senators bankrolled by the NRA: Mitt Romney: $13,648,000 Richard Burr: $6,987,000 Roy Blunt: $4,556,000 Thom Tillis: $4,421,000 Marco Rubio: $3,303,000 Joni Ernst: $3,125,000 Josh Hawley: $1,392,000 Mitch McConnell: $1,267,000 Ted Cruz: $176,000 An absolute disgrace.

Fuck the NRA and Fuck The Gun Lobby.

Republicans said that mask mandates & lockdowns during a global pandemic were an ‘infringement on their rights’, and yet: In the state of Idaho, the Republican Governor has implemented an interstate travel RESTRICTION on abortion care. In Kansas, Republicans have authorized

This nation was built on peaceful protest. No elected official should lose their job simply for raising their voice – especially when they’re doing it on behalf of our children.

Is there some sort of ban on conditioner when women reach 40?

There should be a commonly accepted sign that you can wear around your neck stating "I feel like shit, I'm actually not a huge bitch, sorry"

WHAT IS SO WRONG WITH USING A CROSSWALK???!🚧🚧🚧

Why are crop tops a thing?👙

There is possibly nothing more embarrassing than talking about someone when you did not actually put them on hold.🙊

Changing a babies diaper in the middle of a football game should be illegal.

Why didn't anyone tell me today was "national double park like a dildo during rush hour? " GREAT

“Intern John: So on this date will he give her Molly instead of a rose? #bachelor”

If only Bradley's arm was longer. Best photo ever. #oscars