Red storm, Red Leicester and black bomber, cheddar. Someone take it away from me.

Cauliflower and broccoli cheese. I’m making Soph✨ a roast dinner tomorrow. Before the carnage begins. 1 for tomorrow, 3 for the freezer.

Morning! Happy Sunday. 😘 I’m partaking in a little 🤏 bit of wake & bake.

Today’s Yorkshires!

She’s back!!!! The chicken is in and alcohol has been purchased. Cheers muthafuckas 😘

Wolf’s fave place to sleep. He can ambush the sprat on his way up by lying here!

The debauchery has commenced!

When your weird mate comes to visit. Soph✨

Sound advice 🤷🏻‍♀️

Morning muthafuckas! Happy Monday. We are alive, after our ‘garden party’ yesterday. Have a good day 😘

We are awaiting a hash brown delivery and some egg muffins without egg! Soph✨

Does anyone on here have this issue? Such a large penis that you can’t see your feet and slip and fall more frequently???? Just wondered if it’s a common problem 🤷🏻‍♀️ mylondon.news/news/local-new…

Bit of a theme going on today!

Delivery!

🙌🏼

Morning folks. Me and Soph✨ are still in bed. I may have made a late night feast and not gone to bed until after 4am. 😴

Au revoir, my love. Until the next time we get absolutely wankered. 😘😘😘

I need sleep, spooning, Chinese food. Not particularly in that order.