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Listing pronouns as he/him, you/youse and Oi Thingo on an application is a great way for me to know to put said application straight in the bin.

An Adelaide football person yelled at me for eating a crepe, which he dubbed “a poof waffle”. Outstanding.

My grandma in law: *gives both her daughters masculine names so they won’t be defined by their genders* Also her on nonbinary people: There are people who want to be boys-girls? Stupidest thing I’ve ever heard.

Feel free to use this picture of my cat to express yourself if you're having big feelings today.

My niece: I reckon Dad has waste about 2 million dollars on biz. Me: Biz? Like a business? Niece: No like…you know that drink that’s like X X X X. Biz. I thought she was telling me her dad is a corrupt 1%er but turns out she was casually outing him an alcoholic.

A child complimented me on my fridge organisation. Be the change you want to inspire in the world for the next generation.

She literally just tried to eat the golden gaytime out of my mouth while I was eating it. This photo makes her look like she has shame for this act but it is a lie.

- Alice Tovey // alicetovey.bsky.social (♥️ed Alice's shows b4, excited for this 🔪 ghoulish 🔪 one) - Jack Druce (1 of the best standups in Aus imho) - Alasdair Tremblay-Birchall (longtime fave, Al has a uniquely hilarious brain) - Clara Cupcakes (saw a version of this show previously, excited for its new incarnation!)

Tonight saw the fab Clara Cupcakes in Yee Howdy 🤠 a hugely fun, sweet, silly Western! Beautiful, smooth execution of a v cute premise. And amazing costumes and props! On until April 9 👢

Also pop your peepers on this brilliant ★★★★1/2 for Clara Cupcakes. I got to see this show last year at Melbourne International Comedy Festival and it was just staggeringly fun. Imagine how good it must be a whole year later. Oh look, a ticket link! comedyfestival.com.au/2023/shows/yee…

.Clara Cupcakes’ #YeeHowdyRidesAgain is by far her best work yet and one of the best you’re going to get at Melbourne International Comedy Festival this year. Wacky humour & songs to amoose you, and a final act that cements her as a legend-dairy performer. #micf #comedy #theatre #melbourne Malthouse Theatre

Hello it's me and Clara Cupcakes 🐄🕷 two critically acclaimed real-life women trust us haha don't worry about it We both had the night off, but we'll be performing our shows all this week at Malthouse Theatre as part of Melbourne International Comedy Festival Come and say a spooky howdy 🤠👻 #micf

Exciting #MICF treats for me in the next few days! Clara Cupcakes - Yee Howdy John Hastings - The Times They Are a John Hastings Claire Hooper - Sweet Charity Clara & Claire finish their runs on the 9th, so get in quickly!

So much fun was had with The Cowgirl & Clara Cupcakes last night! Gotta watch out for Joe though! #MICF

I told the Guardian my deepest internet secrets SPOOKY!

My brother just got fired from his job as a super yacht captain for being a Scorpio. This is the best true sentence I have ever and will ever write.