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what’s crazy is you can’t break a snake

nobody: no one: british musicians: good morning mr. magpie! goodbye to you charlotte gringle stew… we’re so sorry uncle albert :(

hello 2022

I wish there was a feature on spotify where you could say that you're only listening to a song ironically

once you realize that kendrick singing just sounds like if louis armstrong got punched in the throat you’ll never hear “bitch don’t kill my vibe” the same way again

A1234: Discovery Featuring: #davidgotsound, Jules Paymer, #Mari, #janefromtexas, 𝐬𝐮𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐠𝐨𝐥𝐝, London Mars, TOM A SMITH, #LoriLo, #Dynamo and No, Thank You open.spotify.com/playlist/7KRpi…

watch out johnny depp it looks like drake is coming for your Least Worthy of Defending award

Next week: Kanye escorted out of Smart N Final for not being smart and that’s final

Co-hosting the first “Seagulls and Seaplanes” show on the Pigeons & Planes discord tomorrow with the goat No, Thank You at 5 est! discord.gg/sEsFVJ4ZDb

seagulls & seaplanes ep 3 tomorrow in the pigeons & planes discord: talking about pretentious music! also will have a little new music discussion where No, Thank You and I will definitely be talking about 100 gecs and frog on the floor discord.gg/7YzsdxvbUj

back this wednesday with No, Thank You for the latest seagulls & seaplanes show in the Pigeons & Planes discord with a special guest Show & Tell - gonna be talking all things music tiktok with one of the goats in the field! come join at 2 pst/5 est

Stream our favourite new releases. Featuring: safesp8ce Scarlet House Dutch Melrose Amber Ryann Zion No, Thank You cumgirl8 superflirt 💫 + many more. Curated with Music Mukbang 💫 open.spotify.com/playlist/4sfEs…

my sister told me an experienced hiker said to her recently, the only rule of night hiking you need to know is to never look behind you. because there will always be something following you. if that isn’t the most petrifying piece of advice I’ve ever heard idk what is

just so you know for every 15 minutes past the hour we were supposed to meet i am gonna write 15 mean words about you in my journal (and possibly record a song using those words)

to be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to match my freak

i know its bad but I’ve been screenshotting our text convos like twice a week since we started talking. not bc i need receipts or you’re saying anything nice it’s just that im so fucking hilarious

when you all unfollow me can you please dm me which post was the last straw for you ?

you’re gonna need a finsta when im done with you

i’m beautiful and nice and therefore if you fuck with me you’re an actual gremlin

please god we lost the election so at least make Jake Paul’s loss tn look like the last 30 mins of The Substance