#IfYouDontGiveThanks For my awesomeness, you’ll be sorry. 😜

#IfYouDontGiveThanks I will never help you again

#IfYouDontGiveThanks you'd best prepare for the savages to retaliate.

#IfYouDontGiveThanks I won’t cook the turkey again next year

#IfYouDontGiveThanks Your mom will

#IfYouDontGiveThanks Then you can't have any pie

Lunch time . . . #MyResponseToWork

I can't even make up half the shit that happens there #MyResponseToWork

#MyResponseToWork I'm gonna be late.

#MyResponseToWork I’m on my union break

#MyResponseToWork is to call in ick.

#MyResponseToWork Zoom me, not teams, Zoom

Whoever mentions “grazing” tomorrow will be blocked

#HasManyLayers naps have many layers

Family #HasManyLayers

#InsteadOfTurkeyLetsHave Cheesecake

It's time to make the meatballs.

What time do we air our grievances?

It's a long weekend here in the States & your Buddies at WeekendersTags will see it to the end! Check out that dynamite team we got ya! Saturday at Midnight ET! I❤️ Screen cap taken from the Hashtagger's Bible, ❤️ Jayme Really's Calendar Girl Bot's blog at Bit.ly/HashtagGames

My moms T-Day butter is insane