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when my patient asks what potassium and sodium do (idk either)

me after trying to convince all my patients to leave AMA while floating to peds

this how it feels to walk into work with new figs joggers on

me in 2026 when i call pharmacy and a clanker tells me to check the fridge

that one coworker that awkwardly tries to rub your shoulders at the nurses station

they just play “nothing beats a jet2 holiday” non-stop in my ER now

just convinced myself to eat the lunch i brought from home instead of 3 donuts from the break room. someone page psych.

dementia patient’s be like “don’t put your elbows on the table” then turn into satan when the sun goes down.

Just figured out why my last couple ER shifts felt so chill

sorry it took so long to get your crutches I was watching a youtube video on how to use them so I could teach you how to use them even though I’ve done this 300 times before

Topamax would be a beautiful name for a non-binary child

AI could never cry in the supply room the way I do

someone said that Sydney Sweeney sounds like she’s fighting off general anesthesia and I can’t unhear it lol

what’s a good med error for someone just getting into sentinel events

my opinion that you should be put in jail for short-staffing nurses, is still good

in triage saying “agree to disagree” every time a patient tells me their pain number

a good joke to do is pretending to dig in the crash cart for epinephrine and pulling out your middle finger instead

what’s the ICD code for dying in a flood because you don’t support israel?

the republican senators that confirmed raw milk proponent RFK Jr. to be secretary of HHS should really get first dibs on that good ol’ fashioned raw milk they got down there in florida

close enough, welcome back Kurt Cobain