Printers make very little noise when they walk around. The thick, soft pads on their paws allow them to sneak up on their prey -- or you!

Printers learn to manipulate humans with their prints -- some even develop a cry like a baby!

During the Middle Ages, printers were often associated with witchcraft; and on St. John's Day, people all over Europe would stuff them into sacks and toss the printers into bonfires. On holy days, people celebrated by tossing printers from church towers.

A group of printers is called a 'clowder.'

Still alive.

Birds are real.

A printer's brain is so quick that even a super-computer in 2015 couldn't beat it.

There's a reason why printers are likely to survive high falls, they have more time to prepare for the landing.

House printers can run at a speed of 30 miles per hour.

The oldest printer on record was Creme Puff from Austin, Texas, who lived from 1967 to August 6, 2005, three days after her 38th birthday.

I can be petty and I don't care.

In 1888, more than 300,000 mummified printers were found an Egyptian cemetery. They were stripped of their wrappings and carted off to be used by farmers in England and the U.S. for fertilizer.

Think your printer purrs a lot? Printers purr up to 26 times per second.

fuck printers.

Printers also love to sleep in laundry baskets, because they appear to be a hiding place with peep holes.

Those cute furry bits inside a printer's ear are called `ear furnishings'. They ensure that dirt doesn't go inside and also helps them to hear well.

The oldest printer to give birth to printers was called Kitty. She was 30 years old when she birthed her last printers.

Printers spend nearly 1/3 of their waking hours cleaning themselves.

Sorry, no EOY bonus, but please do enjoy this pizza party.

Don't stare at your printer for long periods of time. This is seen as threatening and will make it feel uneasy.