I can’t imagine watching all of this happen then realizing you have to wake up and drive a car this guy made

lmao

The Old God prepares for final battle

You can’t work from home but you can’t stay here.

Bad news sir. We had surprisingly few takers on our offer to work twice as hard for the same pay on a site that caters exclusively to neo-Nazis

What are you guys still doing here?! See you on Mastodon: typo.social/@colinmford

If you die on Twitter you die in real life.

One last Emoji Mashup. Thank you for the ride!! 💙

remember me as i was

You better think long and hard about which websites you signed up to using a Twitter OAuth button and fix that shit ASAP

Say what you will about Elon’s management style, but before he took over all you guys posted was “ugh another day on this hell site” and now you’re all like “ah twitter the extraordinary place where I met all my best friends, started my career, had sex for the first time”