there is a cohort of american millennials for whom the obamas still activate what is basically firmware-level programming

This is as if the Bene Gesserit sisterhood decided to produce the Generation X messiah.

I’ve written a poem about this time of year. It’s called Leaves, Stay The Fuck Up in The Trees. Leaves, stay the fuck up in the trees, Sun stay the fuck up in the sky. I don’t want to see a fucking pumpkin, Winter you can fuck off and die.

A 63-year-old man has been arrested in connection with the theft of 22 tonnes of cheese from Neal's Yard Dairy in London.

We're just supposed to like sit here and work?

having to be a coherent and normal parent right now 😭😭😭

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The belly tap is remarkable

Trump and Elon's relationship over the last 48 hours. youtube.com/watch?v=E_lWJ3…

Milo Kerkez with John Arne Riise when he was young. It was just meant to be ❤️

I’m 32 refreshing my twitter every 30 seconds for Isak news. Grow up man ffs

He’s marrying Taylor Swift.

Bloomberg and Jason Leopold have by far the best reporting on the Mandelson/Epstein revelations. Some salient Prince Andrew and Russian angles (remember the Deripaska story) screen shot below bloomberg.com/features/2025-…

Legit

Yesterday Erick Erickson went on a little screed about me on his radio show telling me to “shut up” about how irresponsible Trump was to immediately blame “the left” for the shooting because it was obvious it was “the left” and Trump turned out to be right. But that’s a lie.

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I just gave a squirle a peice of bread and it straight smashed all of it!!!! I had no idea they ate bread like that!! Haha #crazy