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Just to let you know, in case you're invited to one of our stylish dinner parties and it becomes a problem, the cream crackers will be buttered on the smooth side.

Hiphop songs with lots of guest rappers are a bit like Concerned Residents Meetings. Everyone introduces themselves, they're all furious and there'll always be at least one will get the mike and go completely off topic with their own very niche grievance.

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And the prize for strangest pull-quote goes to ...

Watching Timmy Mallet's Facebook videos as he cycles the Wild Atlantic Way has been the unexpected dab of ointment in the jar of flies that has been 2025 so far.

Musk pledges to return to his Tesla thinking his presence in the company will combat tanking sales European car buyers:

Seasoned humanitarians do not operate this way because it's a terribly risky and ineffective way to deliver aid. Quick 🧵 on what seems to have gone wrong, and why nothing about today's events was surprising. (subtitle: humanitarians know stuff, actually)

Looking forward to this month’s lineup. Roll on 8:30pm 😃

Organised crime must be shitting its pants with this enforcer on its tail.

We've reached the point where Ukraine needs to consider very hard whether it's willing to extend a Ukrainian security guarantee to NATO.

If the Four Seasons Garden Centre press-conference was a person.

See, big man, politics is harder than you thought.

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Looks like Kyle Hayses judge is reffing this.

Saved you the click - its 'Anything Goes'

Davos Seaworth just skinned Shamsay Bolton.

Finally a song that breaks the last taboo in pop: Logistics.

I divide my life into two main stages: Before I realised the cable for a hotel kettle was coiled around the base and after.

F cking hell. Their commitment to finding new ways to be bad is relentless. theguardian.com/global-develop…

Next week at Inn Jokes Kilmainham - WHAT A LINE UP a tenner. ABout half the tickets gone so let's sell it out! eventbrite.ie/e/inn-jokes-ju…