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Sorry, my bio is written as an epic poem in the style of Beowulf.

Filing "The Martha Stewart of Marijuana Edibles" under my "titles of emails from The New Yorker that I'm going to name a piece after"

A cartoon by Will McPhail. Follow us on Instagram to see more: nyer.cm/CA9NYyN

There's an entrepreneurial revolution sweeping thru the Peabody Institute ranks. We will not be enslaved 2 Fedex anymore. The ppl have spoken. x.com/comPotatOboser…

I could listen to @EnsembleKlang rehearse Oscar Bettison (@oscarbettison.bsky.social) all day long 😋

omg I think I just spelled rhythm correctly on the first try in these performance notes.

Wow... TMW u type "Berio" and it autocorrects to "Verdi".

I got a great joke, you guys wanna hear it? It goes like this: "Amtrak wifi" 😂🤣

Raise your hand if you've been pronouncing "covfefe" in your head as Cavafy. ✋️

Old men may dream of sleep but not all snoozing leads to slumber. #idiomsalad Christopher Ciampoli

Bells of bronze may toll with grandeur but not every crown is made of gold. #idiomsalad Christopher Ciampoli

You can boil a frog in water but you can't hunt for quail after dark. #idiomsalad Christopher Ciampoli

My new sounds: as stars scrape the universe (for "pierrot plus" ensemble) soundcloud.com/connoreliasway… on #SoundCloud

Already dreading pumpkin beer season.