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Problem solver. Scientific thinker.
Deliver systems since 1985.
Ex-Spring Team.
speaker (only diverse panels).
🇺🇦 #nocrypto

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The rich don’t hide money. They hide ownership. The $100M mansion? A shell owns it. The $500M yacht? A trust in Panama. The cash? A foundation “hired” them to spend it. Here’s how the ultra-wealthy vanish millions and why no one can stop them:

The rich don’t hide money. They hide ownership.

The $100M mansion? A shell owns it.

The $500M yacht? A trust in Panama.

The cash? A foundation “hired” them to spend it.

Here’s how the ultra-wealthy vanish millions and why no one can stop them:
Corneil du Plessis. ☕🦍 @corneil@hachyderm.io (@corneil) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Today we went for lunch in Rosebank. We used Uber so that we could properly celebrate our anniversary and encountered 5 roadblocks from Fourways to Rosebank and back.

Corneil du Plessis. ☕🦍 @corneil@hachyderm.io (@corneil) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I am amazed that DStv still don't understand their customers. Your mobile app doesn't allow me to search for the screening time of the Diamond League meeting tomorrow. Why is such an obvious feature badly implemented? Trying on the decoder means waiting for minutes....🤬

Corneil du Plessis. ☕🦍 @corneil@hachyderm.io (@corneil) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Am I growing weak or has it become nearly impossible to open a packet of snacks like pretzels. You used to grab the bag on either side at the top and pinch your fingers and viola. Now the plastic tears before the glue parts ways. 🤦‍♂️ I'm blaming design by accountant.

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I’m about to start a blog series taking nontrivial Python examples from Crew AI and other frameworks and demonstrating how they can be far better when rewritten in Java using Embabel Java Spring Boot #embabel

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Everyone was worried about the attendance at Ellis Park, but it looks like the Wallabies also went there to watch rugby. ❤️ #RSAvAUS

Corneil du Plessis. ☕🦍 @corneil@hachyderm.io (@corneil) 's Twitter Profile Photo

On scale from bad to horrible how do you rate the introduction of Uber Moto in South Africa? Uber Moto is a service offered by Uber that provides motorbike rides for short-distance travel, particularly in areas with traffic congestion.

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📢Reminder📢 #Java peers, #JavaOne is returning next year (Mar 17-19, 2026). PLEASE SIGN UP FOR UPDATES if you're interested in attending, speaking, or sponsoring: ➡️ go.oracle.com/LP=149517

📢Reminder📢

#Java peers, #JavaOne is returning next year (Mar 17-19, 2026). PLEASE SIGN UP FOR UPDATES if you're interested in attending, speaking, or sponsoring:
➡️ go.oracle.com/LP=149517
Ashley M. Gjøvik (@ashleygjovik) 's Twitter Profile Photo

In 2021, I blew the whistle on systemic misconduct & Apple responded by violently firing me in a blaze of hubris, followed by absurd post hoc justifications, while refusing to substantiate their claims. I finally got a copy of the Gobbler ICF & I'd like to share it with you... ⬇️

In 2021, I blew the whistle on systemic misconduct & Apple responded by violently firing me in a blaze of hubris, followed by absurd post hoc justifications, while refusing to substantiate their claims. I finally got a copy of the Gobbler ICF & I'd like to share it with you... ⬇️
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A lawyer, a doctor, and an autistic computer programmer are discussing whether it’s better to have a wife or a mistress. The doctor says, “It’s better to have a wife. Stability in your personal life keeps you healthy.” The lawyer says, “No, it’s better to have a mistress.

A lawyer, a doctor, and an autistic computer programmer are discussing whether it’s better to have a wife or a mistress.  

The doctor says, “It’s better to have a wife. Stability in your personal life keeps you healthy.”  

The lawyer says, “No, it’s better to have a mistress.