My 4yo keeps saying she likes ‘daddy’s home made hash brownies’. She means my hash browns.

Heavy pencil ✏️ #selftape

I had stuff to do, but I made this song instead.

Not into hearing about Johnson’s probe tbh.🤢

An affectionate tribute, but to who?

Would recommend.

Nduja really like it? Is it, is it sausage?

Appear to have made Lemon Jizzle by mistake.

My girlfriend is furious because she cannot believe that I genuinely prefer the Pet Shop Boys version of You Were Always On My Mind to Elvis drone fest.

Jubilee in a thing called love?

I found my passport, but not before I looked in the bread bin 3 times.

I just finished something that doesn’t have to be done until Tuesday. I don’t know who I am anymore?!

Bugger Balmoral

Surprising last word on my 5yo reading homework

‘Boris withdraws’. There’s a first.

Is Rishi short for anything? He is short for everything.

I am so chuffed & excited to be performing at The Comedy Store, UK for the first time ever in this #HugeCareerGoalsMoment for me AND I’ll get to perform with Bec Hill in our super cool super fun double act that we’ve been creating! God I love comedy ❤️ london.thecomedystore.co.uk/event/cray-cra…

My Comedy Store set at Cray Cray Cabaret - youtube.com/watch?v=ax8gw8…