Is it blasphemy if we stay calling Carton Morris CM9? #dcfc #dcfcfans

Would have been all over this but Oasis next day makes it a no go for me. Very jealous of any #dcfcfans who make the trip. #dcfc

PW does a virtual stand up show and spills his guts at fans forum, #dcfcfans slate him as unprofessional . JS gives practical but predictable answers fans say forum is waste of time. #dcfc 😂🤷🏻‍♂️

Morning Laughing at Derby 🤷🏻‍♂️ imo anyone who makes an account about another team they don’t support is a prick. Give shit out by all means, but living on another clubs timeline is class one noncery #dcfc #nffc

Really dont enjoy kit manufacturers designing kits as tributes to old ones. Do something new you lazy people. If you really cant be arsed use AI. Like filmakers constantly rebooting old franchises. Boring AF. #dcfcfans #dcfc

Welcome to Charlton 🤣 #dcfc

If #dcfc have CM, Salvo, Paddy Agy, Weimann, Brown & Roofe plus we retain our set piece threat, we could score a lot of goals. That's without bringing in a top CAM & Winger on loan which i assume we will. Exciting. #dcfcfans

Emil Riis Jakobsen signing for Bristol City is the most 12th place finish signing ever. #dcfc #dcfcfans

Know nothing about Agymang. But I saw £6m USA striker Haji Wright at Derby last season & he was beyond shit. A week later he got a hat trick v Sunderland. Hold your nerve. He’s also got a home World Cup next summer. If he shows up at that you can name your price #dcfcfans #dcfc

#dcfcfans saying £5.8m for a young international striker with a home World Cup pending is too much but £3.5m for Louis Barry, never kicked a ball above league 1 and just off a knee injury is value 🤷🏻‍♂️ #dcfc

Can't wait to see the Paddy Power banter video for this one.

Is it just me or is this the longest close season in the history of long close seasons? #dcfc #dcfcfans

Story of the T20 season on steroids. Game in our hands and the opposition somehow post a score that seemed impossible. Note this also happened on Sunday but Donald bailed us. Shitshow. 😞 Captain and coach need changing for T20 next year. Absolutely abysmal. #falcons

MGW get on strike lad 🤣😂🤣😂 #dcfc #dcfcfans

Anyone going for a job interview next week, whatever you do don’t tell them how much you currently earn or any details of your existing contract. Also don’t forget to let your current boss know you are considering leaving. FFS. 😂 #dcfc #nffc

Mega exciting signing. The hernia thing is obvs disappointing but a break will do him no harm and let him get settled. Utter scenes in September when him and Langas return fully firing.🐏⚽️🙌🏻 💪🏻🚀 #dcfc #dcfcfans

Window so far going along nicely. Obviously we need more but full quota of loan spots still open, which can only really start seriously when prem teams decide who’s going out anyway. #dcfc #dcfcfans

If you dont have a ticket for #oasis sell one of your kidneys and get one. I promise you will die happy. #oasislive25 #slideaway

Am I happy with signing only 3 Blackburn players? #dcfc #Rovers

#dcfc and #boro battling it out for the champs top players. Just like old times 😬🙄