This is really funny.

God Bless America 🇺🇸

More of this.

Ideally, when your country’s on the brink of war, you don’t want a reality TV game show host hyping it like: “Will we bomb them? Will we not? Tune in for the next episode of “Who Wants to Start World War III?”

🚨 As the country braces for potential Iranian terror attacks, meet the guy Trump put in charge of terrorism prevention: 22 years old. No intel background. No counter-terrorism experience. Last job? Landscaping and bagging groceries. But he loves Trump so he got the job.

They also need to make sure he doesn’t buy any newspapers while he’s there

All 3 US wars this century were started by Republicans. Both recessions this century happened during Republican administrations. There might be a pattern here...

Thoughts on this ceasefire: - Israel is *lighting* Tehran up right now. Some of the most intense strikes so far - Khamenei says Iran will not surrender - Trump says ceasefire will hold “forever” which is fucking laughable - nobody cares that 400kg of uranium is missing?

Seems like everyone is “getting it out of their system” before the big beautiful ceasefire

No words.

I know the impulse is to ridicule Murkowski for caving, but don’t forget that Josh Hawley even wrote a NY Times oped decrying this bill. Soulless.

“God, give us the strength to take healthcare and food away from children.”

“We promised billionaires they’d get tax cuts and we kept that promise!”

I’m pissed, but mostly I’m just sad for the millions of people who will suffer because of what Republicans did today. Many, if not most, are Trump voters. And most probably have no idea what this law will actually mean for them. “Well, that’s what they voted for.“ “They

Send them all packing. Spineless ghouls, fraudsters and pricks!

Ted Cruz Stripped Weather Forecasting Funds From Trump’s Megabill. Then the Texas Floods Came. Among other things, he removed $150 million slated to improve modeling, predictions, and public communications. motherjones.com/politics/2025/…

And why were/are Ghislane Maxwell and Epstein in prison? 🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️

Jack Hopkins Boycott paramount. Also, they need to hear from us, in support of Colbert. They capitulated to trump. They’re involved in a merger, which he has to approve. Plus, they rolled over and agreed to pay him for a new’ s story he didn’t like. Rise up!