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Turnbull

@cturnbull1968

Books, Formula 1, BBQ and Taco enthusiast, Salt Water Fly Fishing, Democrat & the Texas Longhorns. #HookEm

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calendar_today17-04-2016 20:21:47

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Here’s the way the scam works. 1. Market a Chinese made phone as made in the USA 2. Pay MAGA influencers to promote it. 3. Subscribe nitwit MAGA buyers to phone service plan 4. Sell the subscribers to a larger carrier 5. Get rich and laugh at the gullible morons

Here’s the way the scam works. 

1. Market a Chinese made phone as made in the USA
2. Pay MAGA influencers to promote it. 
3. Subscribe nitwit MAGA buyers to phone service plan 
4. Sell the subscribers to a larger carrier 
5. Get rich and laugh at the gullible morons
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If you’ve ever seen a crane suffer catastrophic hydraulic failure then you’ll understand why Trump didn’t attempt to pick up the papers.

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Car Salesman: Can I help you, Sir? Customer: Do you have any trucks for men with a micro penis? Car Salesman: I have just the thing.

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A top staffer to Sen. Tina Smith emailed Sen. Mike Lee’s top staffers on Monday about “how much additional pain you’ve caused on an unspeakably horrific weekend” Full email below

A top staffer to Sen. Tina Smith emailed Sen. Mike Lee’s top staffers on Monday about “how much additional pain you’ve caused on an unspeakably horrific weekend”

Full email below
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Trump must have called Kash yesterday to create a distraction. This alleged Chinese election interference relies solely on rumors that China created fake driver licenses in order to vote with mail-in ballots in 2020. Zero physical evidence of the licenses or mail-in ballots.

Trump must have called Kash yesterday to create a distraction. 

This alleged Chinese election interference relies solely on rumors that China created fake driver licenses in order to vote with mail-in ballots in 2020. 

Zero physical evidence of the licenses or mail-in ballots.
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This fucking guy was caught red handed last year, for unwittingly taking money from Russian state media, to promote and defend the Ruskies unwarranted war in Ukraine.

This fucking guy was caught red handed last year, for unwittingly taking money from Russian state media, to promote and defend the Ruskies unwarranted war in Ukraine.
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😂😂😂😂😂 This is the kind of trap Wiley Coyote would set up to catch the Roadrunner. So patently obvious that only a halfwit would fall for it.

😂😂😂😂😂

This is the kind of trap Wiley Coyote would set up to catch the Roadrunner. So patently obvious that only a halfwit would fall for it.
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Fox News’ Peter Doocy reports ODNI Tulsi Gabbard was left out of meeting to discuss Israel and Iran at Camp David on Sunday, June 8. Per Peter Doocy “We can report via a US official that DNI Tulsi Gabbard was not invited to last week’s camp David retreat where President Trump

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If you’re going to drop a bomb and destroy Iran’s nuclear capabilities, then just do it. What’s with all the tough talk? We’re the United States of America, not the fucking UFC.

If you’re going to drop a bomb and destroy Iran’s nuclear capabilities, then just do it. 

What’s with all the tough talk? 

We’re the United States of America, not the fucking UFC.
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Honestly, from what I’ve read, so far, from Trump and Iranian State Media, it’s sounds like they’re fighting this out on social media and I’m ok with that.

Honestly, from what I’ve read, so far, from Trump and Iranian State Media, it’s sounds like they’re fighting this out on social media and I’m ok with that.
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A few months ago, Iran wasn’t close to developing nuclear weapons. Today, they have ten nuclear bombs ready to go? Something smells bad.

A few months ago, Iran wasn’t close to developing nuclear weapons. 

Today, they have ten nuclear bombs ready to go? 

Something smells bad.