no you don’t understand. you take the banana and use it as a phone .. like the banana is the receiver on a larger than average phone. no wire no phone hook that’s for your imagination

my antidepressants have been firing blanks lately

JUST ANNOUNCED: cv and Sabrina Wu present Best Night of Your Life on Thursday, June 2nd! A comedy show featuring an all trans/genderqueer line-up, including: Nico Carney Meesh Hell Jessica Henderson 🌈👩🏾‍🌾👁 Rachel Kaly Dee Luu @PileOfTears 🎟: bit.ly/3FUPWBR

new animation about the harsh realities of the world we live in. not for the faint of heart big thanks to @rani_sharone for the brilliant sound design! and thank you AStudioDigital Bento Box check it out on TikTok & Instagram!

he’s a gay man who manages a bomb factory but don’t worry.. he’s wearing a little earring

some news: after 3 long years of being 5’8”, working with some of the best height contemporaries i know, i have decided to be 5’9”. excited for where this will take me

sometimes your ideas are stupid and sometimes they are not .. and that’s just kinda how it works

i would like to talk to the mta worker who shovels the coal into the fire. where is the mta worker who shovels the coal into the train fire

TONIGHT! The Best Night of Your Life with cv and Sabrina Wu! A comedy show featuring an all-trans/genderqueer line-up, including: Nico Carney Meesh Hell Jessica Henderson 🌈👩🏾‍🌾👁 Rachel Kaly @poisonaivy69 Wanjiko Whats Good 9:30 Doors / 10PM Show Details: bit.ly/3FUPWBR

One week from today… Garrett & Allison’s Big Night… this time even gayer than usual

i’m exploring the idea of becoming a different kind of guy…. inventing a kind of guy no one has ever heard of before. more to come

therapist: so basically what you’re saying is that you’re like a bird and that you’ll only fly away patient: i don’t know where my soul is therapist: you don’t know where your home is

guy going on and on about being shadow banned on BeReal

my wife’s giving birth and i’m quietly whispering “please let there be a ⚠️BeReal⚠️ ..please let there be a ⚠️BeReal⚠️.. please let there be a ⚠️BeReal⚠️.. please let -“

at the formula 1 pit stop and trying to learn how to change a tire. they are mad at me.

train is experiencing delays because there’s an incredibly handsome man singing on the tracks… we’re all late but we’re not complaining 😏

a lot of my boys aren’t experiencing testosterone induced acne .. that’s where i’ll bring some diversity to the transition table

if i were an animal in a nature doc i would do something a little crazy to get attention

SUN 10/30: Sabrina Wu and cv Present the Second Best Night of Your Life! Featuring: ∙ @PileOfTears ∙ @estherfallick ∙ Riylan ∙ Freddie Shanel ∙ Edson Montenegro Limited Tickets Left! 🎟: bit.ly/3Sf19lt