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I went to Scotland for a comics studies degree and all I got was to be exactly the correct audience for this gag.

The second law of thermodynamics is: [with more emphasis] you don’t talk about thermodynamics.

Sneer all you like: a brandy old fashioned can be a damn fine cocktail.

Just scrolled past this ad on Facebook. I didn’t pause it to make this happen.

Quietly cursing the Severance season 2 trailer for getting Eminence Front stuck in my head.

I’ve been bitten by the acting bug — a radioactive one. Now I’m climbing the walls at auditions all over town.

Uh oh, the algorithm has figured me out again…

Butterflies just call them "kisses"

Dilettantes sassing teens about trick-or-treating have forgotten the “trick” part — they sure as hell aren’t too old for plenty of things worse than “treat” so, you know, choose wisely.

This Halloween party has a surprising amount of Enya on the playlist.

It me.