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Dalton Pruitt πŸ‡¨πŸ‡³

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Welcome to the Chinese century. No outside food or drinks allowed.

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For the decade of continual bitching these guys have done about their sketch show getting canceled, for all their talent that Tim Heidecker supposedly censored, you’d think the MDE guys would have done something/anything funny in the last 10 years. But this is not the case!

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For some reason, all the big libtard accounts have been instructed by their handlers to piss and moan that this is fascist. Not me, though. For me, this is another great opportunity to objectify a woman with big ass titties.

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I’m convinced all these people have some kind of dispatch machine that printed out a ticker with orders that said [AMERICAN EAGLE SYDNEY SWEENEY NAZI]

I’m convinced all these people have some kind of dispatch machine that printed out a ticker with orders that said [AMERICAN EAGLE SYDNEY SWEENEY NAZI]
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We're only making plans for Nword We only want what's best for him We're only making plans for Nword Nword just needs that helping hand And if young Nword says he's happy He must be happy He must be happy He must be happy in his *CHIRP*

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Happy Gilmore 2 honestly could have just done the plot of Stick, the Owen Wilson golf show w/ Marc Maron on AppleTV+, and it would have been a surprisingly charming decades later sequel.

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I absolutely would have done this. All I had when I was a teenager was I would pray to God every night to not feel so alone, but if I had AI, I would have also talked to it.

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A man’s life is already one of violence and the warm embrace of a good woman is a reprieve from the degradation. We wish not to sully what brief moments of solace we do get with but more savagery.

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Folks, I finally watched Dune 2: Hyperdune, and I thought it was pretty boring. I think I like the David Lynch Dune better, but the best Dune adaptation is Avatar.