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What does this lady’s bed smell of? I’m getting wafts of stale piss, dried jizz & beef & onion crisps with hints of Parmesan, cat muck & a restraining order. #Pride #TransIsBeautiful

My autobiography is now in 83% of homes worldwide! Also available as an audiobook read by Bobcat Goldthwait, Shaggy, Rusty Lee & yours truly! Lie down, relax & let me come in your ears!

Dr. Dame Katy Denise CH GBE 🏳️‍⚧️🇳🇬🪑 Not just in homes. I found one in my hotel bedroom next to Gideons bible. I found it very inspiring, ( after I got the pages unstuck)

Dr. Dame Katy Denise CH GBE 🏳️‍⚧️🇳🇬🪑

Watching a documentary about Mars. Thought I saw something strange. Rewound & freeze framed. Fuming! 🤬

This despotic government are removing Trans folx hardly earn’t benefits & forcing them into work; we’ve now literally got womxn grafting 80 hours a week as ceiling jacks & wine glass holders. INHUMANE! It’s those scammers in wheelchairs who should be persecuted! Fuming! 😡

You return home to find this lady in your kitchen; she’s got 12 bottles of stout on ice & a meaty surprise simmering. What do you do?

I was on my way to a date, if you must know!

Finally a gay man who isn’t body conscious & spends every waking moment in the gym! Surely a contender for the next Bond? I bet his Octopussy would pack them in!

I’ll take that award now please… scenemag.co.uk/trans-women-el…

This lady received a pearl necklace today from a passer by; didn’t give his name - literally came & went. There’s still some decent folx about. ❤️ #Pride

Bugger only knows. My legs haven’t been close together since the Summer of 1998.

Jack Napier, also known as the Joker, is a fictional character introduced in the 1989 superhero film Batman, directed by Tim Burton. Portrayed by Jack Nicholson, the character was based on the DC Comics supervillain the Joker. #DameKatysFacts

Owen Jones on his ADHD meds…

‘My autism made me jiggle a lady’s tits’. Sex pests need protection too & shouldn’t be put in an environment where they might offend.

Gregg Wallace bravely comes out as Trans; immediately re-employed by the BBC & given her own prime time show. #DameKatysFacts