Why do all guys love oysters??? I need answers

I make a lot of jokes about how annoying it is dating men but then I dated a woman and I was like ok …. guys aren’t so bad

elon can I borrow 100 mill and/or can you give me creator credit???

what do you guys think should I change my handle to DanaMuskMe

uncle on july 4th🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 #Happy4thofJuly #4thofJuly

I swear nothing has changed since middle school guys will profess their undying love to me and then fully run away

mango said she’s down to collab with you Elon Musk on a vid lmk

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more mang0 for Elon Musk #lightworker

whenever I feel bad about my dating life I just think that before my mom married her husband who we call, grandpa, she dated a guy named farmer brian

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I didn’t realize how insane my thoughts are until I spend a lot of time with someone else. I’ve decided that the safest place for me is alone in the woods surrounded by dogs and one weird neighbor.

My favorite magic trick is mistaking a trauma bond for love

I’ve graduated from fuckboi to spiritual fuckboi. If he wears multiple necklaces and uses the word “alignment” or “synchronicity” I’m letting him ruin my life

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me running to text everyone in LA about the #earthquake

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