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How a neural network easily copes with simulating the chameleon effect. x.com/i/status/17992…

Blyton returns and folks it's a real humdinger

I mean I get it... <noises>...

I can't choose between Cardiff and Swansea and I shouldn't have to. See you both tonight!

If unlike me you are not walking round historic York listening to Herbie Hancock scatting through a vocoder then are you respecting the brevity of life?

NORWICH I come to your modern and vibrant performing arts venue The Garage with effete and antiquated humor, due to mixup. Omg lol rofl. Anyway looking forward as ever to seeing you both!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! End of words maps.app.goo.gl/gPXbzjFKYov1DJ…

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EDINBURGH I am in you for the weekend. The Stand Comedy Club. See you there definitely. Also I am opening the Beach Lane Social Club in Portobello at 8pm see you there definitely. My plane was delayed but it won't stop the jokes. Nothing can stop the jokes.

If Dua Lipa married Ronnie Biggs, divorced him and married George Melly then divorced him to marry Winnie the Pooh, she’d be Dua Biggs Melly Pooh.

Greater London trio this weekend: 31/10 White Hart Southwark 01/11 Grey Horse Kingston 02/11 Tara Theatre Earlsfield Tara is Maori for white fronted tern, a known bird - I think we can all enjoy the spooky palette running through this sequence Happy Halloween boys and ghouls! Dx

PLYMOUTH and TAUNTON tonight and tomorrow, Westward I travel by train! So bring your butts for sitting, for laughing bring your brain! Ears for eating audio - and fingers for applause. The duties will belong to me, the leisure will be yours!

What if I did make a sweet tune in honour of Helios. Audio on for listening to it. It's one minute long. If you don't have one minute to listen to my sweet tune then your life is too serious. You know what, the hell with you.

And this is why I pay for my internet 😂.

TORQUAY I come to thee on June fourteenth to speak my rude ungrateful words - consider positioning yourself in earshot. Why is it called earshot? Because my dirty jokes will make your ears hot everyone knows that der.