I never thought I’d say this but I’m going to bloody miss the gym 😢

Today feels like we are breaking up for half term in the adult world

Cannot stop craving McDonalds cheese bites 😣😣😣😣😣

You know your unfit when your abs hurt from ice skating

Ok I’m fed up of being hungover now

How do I keep getting the worst hangovers from staying in drinking 😭

Even though I never went I miss the gym

Everyday feels like Sunday in lockdown

When u late for work in the winter...

Why does it never snow on the south coast 😫😫😫😫

When your neighbours middle names probably Karen and your reported to spotted littlehampton

I miss having fun and drinking wine. The end.

Bed = happy place

I’m so pale even fake tan don’t work anymore

Post lockdown glow up is so excitinggg make me pretty

Don’t you miss the days when nights out cost £30

Toe thongs are the most painful thong I’ve ever worn

Why is sleeping when your hungover so hard 😩 #sundaystruggles

2x Moon shine (moonshine) club tickets for sell £30 each for Nye

I think I would probably get rid of a player who kicked and hit an animal for ‘laughs’ in his kitchen. All in front of his child.