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Probably higher odds than ETH/ BTC going up.

If you think of Coinbase like a bank, we now hold about $0.42T in assets for our customers, which would make us 21st largest bank in the US by total assets, and growing. If you think of us more like a brokerage, we'd be the 8th largest brokerage today by AUM. If you think of us

Capitalism vs Communism

$sea is actually happening. I shall remain skeptic until we see the distribution to OGs. If they allocate it out similar to how @hyperliquid did it, it's a huge w

Remember when people were saying the same things about $clsk at 17 and $mara at 20? Crypto proxies are dead (maybe except for MSTR) and have been for a while. Down x2 when BTC goes down, flat when BTC goes up. Long $ibit and chill.

$2M is enough to escape the matrix if you’re not a materialistic retard

whats the difference lol

lol Coinbase 🛡️ holds less $btc than @tesla on their balance sheet, despite being in the industry since 2012. Practice what you preach

Love all these random TA chart gurus saying "ChArTs DoN't CaRe AbOUt MaCrO". They keep being wrong so they keep moving goalposts from Q1 to Q2, now leaving an "option" for a top in Q4. The only way they make money is shill their $20/month patreon while posting fake charts that

i love tesla

Where do you think we are now?

Who's the supreme leader now, bitch?

It’s so weird being Iranian right now, scrolling through my feed and seeing all my fellow Iranians praying for freedom, and seeing every white leftist & terror sympathizer praying the oppressor wins… “for humanity.”

This is how it works now The media reports a complete lie, from a terrorist organization Then you go on Joe Rogan and repeat the lie to tens of millions of people And then the publication retracts the original story, but the damage is already done Bravo 👏

Touching grass and wondering why $eth isn't pumping

ETH hasn't even pumped yet

I'm gonna cum

Eth hasn't even pumped yet

Crypto equities are where the real action is this cycle. been trading them all year—way more fun than alts. No rug pulls, endless liquidity, even options if you’re degen enough. Majors? $MSTR, $COIN (rode $70 → $300), $HOOD (in at $16, out too early). New IPOs? Rode $CRCL

And we're still a far cry from ATH. Feels like buying BTC for 60-70k before the breakout