two tickets for nosferatu please

Grandpa Joe when he hears Charlie has an extra ticket to the chocolate factory

“it is what it is” *vomits from anxiety*

Me hope your #NewYear is filled with lots of cookies! 🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪

smashmouth was so right, the years really do start coming and they don’t stop coming

the fact that neither sabrina carpenter nor chappell roan has performed with miss piggy is further proof of disney’s mishandling of the muppets

😳

This is award winning stuff from Robert Tiffin on the Luka trade. starsthoughts.com/p/im-no-basket…

“Defense wins championships” the only title in your franchises history was spear headed by Dirk Nowitzki

#MFFL

Mood

What I hate most about the Luka trade is who made it. Nico Harrison hasn’t earned enough equity with Mavs fans to trade Luka. Nico wasn’t around for Reunion Arena. Nico wasn’t around during the 3 yr playoff drought. Nico hasn’t earned the right to risk.

Not only is it not Friday, but it’s not even Thursday

"[The Mavericks] made a decision, I don't know why."

Five days later, and it's still shocking and still doesn't compute.

I apologize in advance Anthony Davis I swear we have nothing against you… But the boos and chants are about to reign down on the AAC until we don’t have a voice left on Saturday. Don’t take it personally.

The latest Luka Doncic billboard:

HE’S NOT FAT, BRING HIM BACK

#CurrentMood

pope yes