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I’m being yelled at for no discernible reason.

I’ve watched a lot of footage of ICE operations now, and I’ve concluded that commando-style raids are hard to conduct in broad daylight in public while wearing clothes that don’t flatter your unfit bodies while being poorly trained at something for which you have no aptitude.

I wasn’t planning to be a drag queen until I thought of the name Billy Eyelash.

Some kids are bad at math, mine is mad at bath!

Was there a Jumbotron episode of The Affair?

Until now, Failed Artist was the only Hitler box still unchecked.

Who is Mister Doctor?

Just looking ahead, would Trump’s veinous insufficiency interfere with lethal injection, if there were at some point a treason conviction?

“I will not buy anything unless it has a tiny, poorly made USB cord included in the package”, said, apparently someone extremely respected and influential, at some point.

Interestingly non-alcoholic drinks are not for non/alcoholics.

Let’s order 10 small plates that are impossible to divide four ways without ruining them.

It’s a bad sign when your last potential savior is a child molester.

I hope if I ever get cheated on, it’s only tragic, and not funny.

Why would I order a ham sandwich if there is such a likelihood it will be indicted by a grand jury?

The baffling thing about porn movie writing staffs is that they didn’t have head writers.

When you are a person who says “I didn’t live with Jeffrey Epstein” as your defense, you are a person who has raped children.

Interestingly, the Francis Scott Key bridge catastrophe was the second worst legacy of Francis Scott Key.

How come we don’t sometimes refer to Purgatory as Hellven?

Or rapes children.

This is just about the only undeniably good thing that has happened in 2025. people.com/pamela-anderso…