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Good old Diogo.

Darwin, you lumbering bumbling crazy wonderful legend!!!

Why is it that salah always goes off the boil in January? Does he have a mad Christmas or something?

In a shop today I heard Year 3000 by Busted for the first time in years. I mean laughable lyrics of course, but man do they sound great in a Geordie accent. Try it and get back to me.

So excited to be writing new material. Gearing up for a new album later this year :)

Yesterday my daughter wanted an orange. I peeled it and said ‘hang on darling just going to take the pith off’. I genuinely wasn’t trying to be funny or make myself laugh and said it without thinking. But my god it’s still making me laugh a day later.

No debate, it’s all about the lemon and the sugar. #pancakeday

I have hardly ever seen Liverpool so outplayed yet somehow we have emerged with a win. Extraordinary. What a performance - stoic and determined. AmazIng stuff.

Absolutely gutted. Got to say though, PSG really are something else. Best team we’ve faced all season by a looooong way and they were by far the better team over two legs. That said, we gave it all over two legs. Gutted.

At the risk of sounding old fashioned, I found myself wishing our lot would stop twatting about and actually just run up and hit a penalty hard, true and accurate. It’s become ‘the norm’ to do a flouncy run up now which is fine if you’re good at penalties…

Is there really anything that can rival the warm glow of love you feel when your toddler bounds forward to give you a kiss but in her over-enthusiasm nuts you good and proper?

I never want Liverpool to lose a cup final. But if it had to be to anyone it would be Newcastle. I lived in Newcastle for seven years, I loved it and Newcastle fans have been through so much crap and so little success. The fans deserve it and I hope they have a great night.

Another day and still no contract for VVD or Mo. Sigh...

Let’s not beat around the bush here. De Bruyne is a genius who has been a genuine pleasure to watch. A magnificent footballer and a true great. The premiership will miss him, but I won’t in Liverpool vs City games 😂 bbc.co.uk/sport/football…

Konate is a defender of great potential…but really needs to learn to stop twatting about in his own penalty area. #lfc

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Get in! Now this does not mean keep relying on him though, strengthen that squad as well! bbc.co.uk/sport/football…

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Painting in the garden with my toddler daughter and she said ‘daddy, draw Wallace and Gromit’. A) her faith in me is rather misplaced when it comes to art and B) makes me love her even more.