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Turns on news to see my hometown is flooding with severe flash flood FaceTime my dad immediately Me: dad are you ok? My dad: yes why Me: dad it’s flooding all around you!!! My dad: well it is raining but I don’t think so Me: dad no I’m looking a pictures right now I’m

Bryan Caplan reflecting on his arguments against veganism. I say godspeed, sir. Never relent.

Aww thanks Grok

The hell is going on with nyc accents

(Continental philosopher): Without 5, we could not count to 6. (Me): Yes. (Continental philosopher): It could be said 6 is consequently in the 5-shadow, the forthcoming of 6 is 5-heralded, that 5 springs necessarily from the recapitulation of 6. (Me, checking my watch): Yes.

Thank you, *squints* Chinese communist party media.

Do I know anyone at Cursor who could ping Aman in slack for me

[Guy who paid $500 to go to a concert] what the fuck it's just songs

AT THE ATHENS AIRPORT Border Agent: What is your occupation? Me: I’m a philosopher BA (looking suspicious): Ok, then who’s the greatest Greek philosopher? Me (instantly): Aristotle BA (stamping my passport): Of course. Proceed

Once in a generation talent. We're breathing rarefied air in New York City. I need Bill Ackman to send this man $25 million immediately.

some guy at Mastercard prompt injected a job posting and just days later it tricked somebody’s ai 😂

[baby boomer imagining what a prosperous life looks like in the world they’ve left behind for their children] so imagine you work six days per week at a rural gas station

One of the madder things that happened when I was at Cambridge was that I ended up acting as emergency cantor for the Divine Liturgy on the day when the Duke of Edinburgh and Sir John Tavener were visiting the Institute of Orthodox Christian Studies, as no cantor had turned up

post you and your gf’s summer reading

I'm quite sure he said capitalism inevitably leads to communism and that was in fact the entire thesis statement of his whole body of work

Make no mistake, this IS the best-named restaurant in the United States

I don't know what "labubu" is but it sounds like some kind of mesopotamian demon so I'm just going to assume what's what it is

No idea, but some form of gastro pain that industrial quantities of morphine barely touched.