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Apparently it’s “Cold as Hail” not “Cold as Hell.” My grandma used to say, “colder than a witches tit in a brass bra.”

With all this talk of changing the names of bodies of water, do I go with America Lake? Canada Lake? Mexico Lake?

It brings me joy when someone tries to come for me, then I roast the shit out of them, then they report my comment and block me. You lose, faggot. Try again with someone in your league.

Happy Valentine's Day to a man who always makes my heart race, my body sweat, and gives me butterflies in my stomach after all these years. Shout out to my drug dealer, Scotty.

I was driving in front of a lifted pickup truck with those new led headlights, so I guess I don’t need to have dental x-rays this year.

If the asteroid that's supposed to hit Earth in 2032 was going to hit/wipe out a city, which one would you want it to hit? And would you travel there to "witness" it?

Drag brunch is God’s work. Blessed be the fruit. They still call us fruits, right?

If I got thrown in the back of a windowless van, I’d be able to tell my exact location from the potholes we drive over.

My aunt Francine has a thicker mustache than I could ever grow. I’m sure she wouldn’t like if someone inspected her genitalia when she went to the ladies room. Let’s stop attacking people you deem to be too masculine or feminine for your tastes.

I will be at the Comedy @ The Carlson this Saturday for a Dirty Brunch. The comedy won’t be PC or “woke” but the food will be delicious and the laughs will be plenty. The queens will look their best. Kyla Minx Darienne Lake Mrs. Kasha Davis AGGYDUNE

Show, girl.

🍿 chicken jockey! 🍿 I tell you what, I’m not about to throw $30 worth of popcorn around. In THIS economy?!

New Pope? Cardinal Sin!

He won’t need the Pope-mobile. If someone shoots at him, he’ll shoot back. ‘Merica 🦅 #newpope #popeleoxiv #americanpope

🎶Pope Leo, you’re gonna be Pope Leo 🎶

We love a delusional queen. Delta